Me: Mom! Get rid of this mosquito, it's trying to get my blood.
Mom: You should feed it, once it's full it won't bother you anymore.
Me: ....
Me: *cleaning* should I get rid of this spider and spiderweb?
Sister: Yes
Me: Or I can leave it so it catches all the other bugs.
Sister: It's gonna bite us.
Me: And then we turn into spiderman.
Mr. Lube
Woke up, had a warning light on my dashboard. Freaked out and went to the closest Mr. Lube. Mr Lube employee was so nice, told me because of the weather the pressure is off. He pumped my tires and send me off, no charge. Regained a little bit faith in humanity.
